Scientiically speaking, the 'ears and tails' phenomenom made little to no sense. The event could not be explained logically nor scientifically by any means- never had it been previously documented that a human should suddenly grow ... appendages of a different species. (Unless you counted webbed toes, and Inui didn't.) It was simply preposterous, that's what it was.

"Simply preposterous," Inui murmured, scanning over his notebook another time, his data spread out over a table in the corner of the library, immersed in the quite of the place. There was a four percent chance anyone would wander this deep into the expansive library to bother him at this time a day, odds that were certainly in his favor. For one thing, he enjoyed the peace and quite as it allowed his brain to work at optimal performance, for another thing....

There was the whole.... ears and tail thing.

He really didn't want to be seen with them.

It wasn't like they were ugly. In fact, Inui was intrigued at his own reaction to them- he couldn't stop petting them offhandedly, the soft ears and tail irresistable to his idle fingers. And... well, they were sorta cute, all fuzzy and peeking out of his hair like that-

But it was what they stood for, that was the problem!

It wasn't as if he were particularly ashamed of his... well, untarnished virgnity, it was just that... he was a private person by nature, and having people know such a private piece of his intimate data from the start was unnerving to him. The fact that he never really sought physical intimacy with anyone wasn't for the world to know. He was just a busy guy.

He frowned and flipped through his notes again, taking in factors and equations quickly, mumbling to himself. There had to be some way to get rid of this problem.

THIS IS UTTER... THIS IS... THIS IS ILLOGICAL. TOTALLY INCOMPREHENSIBLE.

WHY WOULD I HAVE A TAIL AND EARS GROW UPON MY BODY SO SUDDENLY

FURTHER RESEARCH IS REQUIRED

BUT I HAVE SUFFICIENT DATA ENOUGH TO SAY THAT I AM FLIPPING OUT 

Ah, forgive me for a lack of updating. It seems I got a bit caught up in school work and... extracurricular experimentation to be bothered with logs of the personal variety, but I finally have a bit of time to catch up recording my own data. Though why I am apologizing to an internet journal site, I will never know. The human mind is a strange machine, ha, ha, ha...

The tennis team was quite receptive to the idea of having a club manager/trainer. Too receptive, I would say, though having a 0-10 tournament record does wonders for the desperation of men.

I finally have guinea pi-...  test subj- ... something to do. The students of this campus were a little reluctant to chance my juice stand- apparently word of that girl passing out spread fast, limiting my range of experimentation even more.

I wonder how easy it is to break into the local water supply.

I wonder what the legal repercussions would be if I-

Ah. Someone's at the door.

(OOC: *decides to stop being lazy*)

When the going got tough, the tough got going.

Or, in Inui's case, the tough got to setting up a juice stand in front of the science building and praying for some thirsty fool to ask for a glass of his juice. He didn't like to stoop to blatant public expirimentation, but there were few in the science section of campus who would dare to sample his juice. They had seen what had happened to the test mice, after all... They had even refused after Inui had promised that yes, he had cancelled the addition of ammonia this batch and yes, neon purple was an excellent color for a juice. Well, smoothie, this time around. Calling it a juice this time around would be a misadvertisement, as that would connotate a smooth texture.

Placing the last little paper cup on the small table he had set up, Inui stepped back and tried his best to adopt a look that said, 'trust me, for I purvey tasty, safe goods that in no way contain nuclear matter'.

Inui Redux Golden Health-Smoothie 4.2 was ready for human experimentation.

Inui Redux Golden Health-Smoothie 4.0 is finally a success. It stopped burning holes in the laminate and promoted an... extremely active lifestyle in the lab mice.

Also, I have started making menus for the tennis team on the sly.

I am eager to see the results should they choose to follow my instruction.

Did I mention my juice stopped killing bacteria/test rodents?

I am in a good mood.

The Endai tennis team would highly benefit from personal training schedules, but I have no interest contributing to a club I have no affiliation with. Just a casual observance.


...even if their games would improve 67% all around with some instruction and endurance training, as well as a metered caloric intake level and monitored weight training on a-

....I have no interest.

On a side note, Inui Redux Golden Health-Smoothie 2.6 in in the works. While it still manages to burn holes through the beakers, I am sure that in time it will become a highly efficient energy drink.

Maybe it could do without the powdered salmon, however.

I need some test subjects.

Endai is a pleasant place. The few days I have been here has not been sufficient enough time to formulate any conclusions about how my university experience will shape to be, but so far it has been interesting enough.

I am glad to note that the science department, upon a self-guided tour (read: a midnight excursion to the labs the first day I arrived), are more than satisfactory. I have many experiments I am eager to try here- back home I did not have access to half of the resources they required.

On an side note, I keep having to remind myself not to write on the walls in my dorm, as I can get fined. I've taken to sleeping with a notebook beneath my pillow to jot down any ideas I get in the middle of the night.  I wonder if the walls of my room back home have been painted over yet.

I wonder how everyone is doing back home. I called Tezuka, but he didn't answer. He doesn't 76% of the time.